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February 15, 2007

What’s up folks! I know…I know! It’s been a minute since I graced this page with something new. It is not that I don’t love y’all. A brother has just been trying to cultivate a life offline. Believe it or not! I guess the biggest news since last we talked is the death of Anna Nicole Smith and drama that has followed that event. Quiet as kept, I am submitting my DNA to be the baby daddy. If Zsa Zsa Gabor’s’ husband can try to make a come up, why can’t a young brother from the A? Don’t act like I’m the only one thinking about it! Speaking of this story though, why is it getting so much news coverage? Did anybody care about this “celebrity” when she was alive? What is she famous for anyway? Now if they find Lil’ Kim face down in Biloxi casino hotel room with a fridge full of bottles of Botox and Dick Gregory mix….somebody please call me!

Curtis…….Curtis….! How the hell does 50 Cent stay having beef?

By now, I’m assuming that y’all have seen at least a clip from the Kim Kardashian and Ray J sex tape. Let me first say that I don’t believe that girl was born with that entire ass. I’m not mad, I just don’t think it’s all hers. Second, Ray J is just a little too eager for people to see what he is working with. Bruh, if your claim to fame is that you are somebody’s little brother and you want to show that you aren’t really that little….you’ve already lost. The most interesting character in this whole thing is Nick Cannon though. If you didn’t know, he is Kim’s current boyfriend. (She has run through some brothers though, right?) Reportedly, Kim and Ray J sold the video to Vivid to make a little change. I don’t know about you but I’ll be damned if my woman is going to be pushing a sex tape with the last dude. Nick, if you aren’t getting cut of the profits off this video, you are a lame.

Whatever happened to Egyptian Lover? “Egypt is the place to be….Egypt…Egypt….”

My lady tried to get me to watch American Idol this past week. I gave it a good effort but I couldn’t do it. I can just go to the local bar for a good karaoke competition. Like most couples we have very different tastes in television. However, we do share a love for most of the series on HBO. Right now, that means we are all into Rome. If you haven’t watched it then you are missing a very good show. This is the second season and it is basically dealing with the struggle for power after the assassination of Caesar. It’s so gangsta. Check it out Sunday at 9:00 PM on HBO.

Can they bring Toni back on Girlfriends? It’s boring without her crazy self.

The NBA All-Star weekend, some folks call it the Black Folks Super Bowl, is upon us again. This year the festivities will be in Sin City, Las Vegas, Nevada. You mean you are bringing gamblers, hookers, pimps, sack chasers, groupies (both male and female), jock sniffers, wannabe celebrities, bonafide stars and regular folks all together in that city? Oh Lawd!! This should be good. I hate to say it but I’m going to sit back and wait for the stories of casino shootings, solicitation arrests, and drug busts. Don’t get me wrong it isn’t because so many black people will be gathering for this event, it’s because so many people that we know don’t know how to behave in public will be there.

I guess Tim Hardaway doesn’t watch Grey’s Anatomy, huh?...

1 comment:

Hoodoo's Hostess said...

LOL! I loved this post. You are too funny for me, but I'ma try to hang witcha', okay?

Little Kim... LOL. Too funny...