5.13.2008

Top Five Tuesday

What are the top five reasons you have sex?

1. I'm horny.
2. My girlfriend is so sexy. How can I resist?
3. I feeling all lovey-dovey and I want to show her how I feel.
4. Because it's been three days and my hand just won't do today.
5. Keep having flashbacks of the thing she does with her tongue.

Now, it's your turn...

9 comments:

MsFreshBananaPuddin said...

ok the way that your are so into your girl kind of turns me on. but i guess i should keep that to myself.

i dont have anyone to have sex with. no man. no twerk. nada. therefore i refuse to talk about sex lol

All-Mi-T [Thought Crime] Rawdawgbuffalo said...

my numb 1 would be my dick gets and stays hard...wake up and go to sleep w it beatin on my navel

All-Mi-T [Thought Crime] Rawdawgbuffalo said...

ps mspudding we in same boat

Marvalus said...

Number 1 is reason enough...

Gemini Girl aka GG said...

So glad I'm seeing my man later because you have me all thinking about him!
no. 1..he makes me feel so sexy which makes me feel horny
no. 2..he takes his time with his tongue
no. 3..thinking of the bathroom sink position
no. 4..he's tall, dark and handsome
no. 5..he turns me on when he kisses the back of my neck!

Skoolboi Krush said...

Puddin' - twerk? Is that what they call a jumpoff in Cali?

All-Mi-T - That is a great reason too. Only could list 5 though.

Marvalus - Exactly! The list could have stopped right there.

GG - Sounds like your man is puttin' in work. I'm sure you are returning the favor though, right?

dejanae said...

haha
no audience participation here

Jazzy said...

I'm shy (snickering at that - lol), so I'll only list my top reason. The main reason I have secks is because...drum roll please...is because it feels good. Hellllllllooo - is that not reason enough?

Skoolboi Krush said...

dejanae - Yeah, I guess I'm a little too wide open for folks right now. My bad!

ODiva - You are right. That pretty much shuts it down.