7.29.2008

TMI: Breakups, Loot, Dildos and Mating Calls

1. What lines have you used to let someone down gently

I usually give the standby, "It's not you, it's me!" LOL

2. If I gave you $10K to waste, what would you buy.

I wouldn't consider it a waste but I'd go on a long vacation, buy all the music that I've been wanting, pay a few bills, and get some new gear.

3. If I gave you $10K, but you had to spend it all on someone else, what would you buy.

I would buy CL some nice clothes, pay some of her bills, take her on a trip, and then stop by Payless and buy her some shoes.

4. If your partner brought a double dildo to bed, you'd be ____________?

Excited because I know another chick is about to come out the bathroom.

5. What sounds to you make during sex.


I talk a little shit,cuss, and grunt a little bit.

Bonus (as in optional): Tell your worst break up story.

My worst break up story would be when my last girlfriend got jealous about a female friend that joined us for dinner and made a big scene in the restuarant. I don't do public ignorance so that pretty much ended the relationship.

Now, it's your turn...

12 comments:

The Socialite said...

1. I usually just don't pick up the phone and hope they get the message.

2. I would pay bills, put some in savings, go shopping and take a small vacation.

3. I would pay some of my boyfriends bills, give some to my lil sis, and take her on a vacation.

4. confused and tell him to leave

5. I talk shit and moan

6.

The True Urban Queen aka Sharon said...

1)I start ignoring phone calls or I say I think we just aren't good for one another.

2) I buy shoes, clothes, and things for my home.

3)My children would have whatever they been wanting.

4)I would leave. What kind of freaky stuff is that. Where he putting the other end?

5)moan, curse, talk dirty, scream name

Bonus)It is a tie between my divorce and this young who I broke up with and he started crying and pushed me.

Qucifer said...

. What lines have you used to let someone down gently: I'm fucked up, dude seriously, is just the way I am... then I don't pick up again AND delete from each and every contact list

2. If I gave you $10K to waste, what would you buy: Pay a chunk of bills save some, not let any family member know I have it and take a sexy Island vacay

3. If I gave you $10K, but you had to spend it all on someone else, what would you buy: I'd pay my mom back any "conditional loan" of hers, give my daddy a shitload of it and set up something for my niece and nephew

4. If your partner brought a double dildo to bed, you'd be: Very effing happy and ready to use with the quickness.... again

5. What sounds to you make during sex: a little bit of everything... Ok No A LOT I'm too fucking loud

Bonus (as in optional): Tell your worst break up story: When after 2 years of being with someone he tried my gf, who was visiting us, after that he simply decided he didn't want to be in a relationship and we still had to share a house for about a month... I lost 20 pounds in the process

clnmike said...

1. What lines have you used to let someone down gently

Im a chicken I stop calling and answering the calls.

2. If I gave you $10K to waste, what would you buy.

Id buy some hot stocks, now wheres my money?

3. If I gave you $10K, but you had to spend it all on someone else, what would you buy.

Thats a good one, depends on there needs. And I mean "needs".

4. If your partner brought a double dildo to bed, you'd be ____________?

Well I guess she would be getting it for both holes because it damn sure wouldnt be used on me.

5. What sounds to you make during sex.
I talk a lot of smack, but it doesnt work for all women some will actually try to seriously answer you.

6. Tell your worst break up story.
An ex I was staying with stays out all night with her girl friends, comes in the next day and I ask her why she didnt call to let me know she was alright, I got read the riot act about she is a grown woman and this is her house and so forth. I was out the house within the week.

This was a good one.

MsKnowitAll said...

1. What lines have you used to let someone down gently?

It's only going to hurt us both by holding on rather than letting each other go.

2. If I gave you $10K to waste, what would you buy.

Hmmm, take $1000 & give it to my church, I'd take $4500 pay on my never-ending student loan, and then I'd go get me a Vespa scooter.

3. If I gave you $10K, but you had to spend it all on someone else, what would you buy.

I'd take $1000 and give it to my church and then give the rest to my guy for him to pay down his bills.

4. If your partner brought a double dildo to bed, you'd be ____________?

Shocked! But I'd try double penetration - LOL - I'm only joking!

5. What sounds to you make during sex.

None. I'm a quiet lover, no noise making motivation from me.

Bonus (as in optional): Tell your worst break up story.

So much crap has happened during the relationship that most of my break ups have been easy - no bad stories.

nikki said...

1. we both deserve better than this shit right here...
2. 5 grand pays off my car. 5 grand gets invested.
3. 5 grand goes to my brother for student loans. 5 grand goes to my cousin 'kim to finish off college.
4. happy he recognized my desire for something larger?
5. alot of cussing, talking dirty, laughing, encouragement, moaning, groaning, and some shouts when necessary.
6. he had a court appearance out of town for what i thought was a speeding ticket. then i get a call from his boy telling me dude was in court for pushing weight and got sentenced to ten months in prison. ole boy calls me from jail and asks if i'm gonna wait for him. i'm like, uh...no. *click*

Gemini Girl aka GG said...

I can't get past the grunting and the payless shoes to answer LMAO!!!

Skoolboi Krush said...

socialite - so you just put a brother on ignore and dont explain anything?

sharon - look at you breaking the youngin's heart! lol

q - i know y'all didn't share a bed after all that went down. did he bring dates over?

mike - yeah, that answering the question kind of ruins the affect, huh? lol

knowitall - sure you are joking. lol

nikki - i like that line. i might have to steal that one.

gg - you know that you are hard on shoes. grrrrrr!

Qucifer said...

Nope, Just me and him and the strap-on and you KNOW by now if you know me that I did keep the fool around *sigh* too bad he is out of the State at the moment... 'member.. pegging story??, to boot he is well aware I date and does NOT at all mind it but encourages it

Blah Blah Blah said...

Hahaha...you'd JUST KNOW the double dildo was for someone else...lol

I talk shit a little...but if I am tired and want him to cum fster...I'll talk all types of shit and wah-la...he's done. Sex shit talk gets him going everytime.

Invisible Woman said...

interesting...

dejanae said...

lmao@ur double dildo response