They say if you speak on something you can bring it into reality. Well, my post about my dysfunctional FWB relationship has definitely done that. While I appreciate the great advice that was given, my decision to walk away was solidified by a conversation that I had with my FWB at about three o'clock this morning. We had gotten together last night to do that thing that we do. As I was getting ready to leave, she says to me that she has something to tell me and she hopes that it won't change our relationship. You know a brother's mind started racing, "Is she going to tell me that she has some STD?...Nah, she wouldn't do that. This is Atlanta though. I should have asked to see some baby pictures." I put my bag down and brace myself for something awful. She proceeds to tell me that she has been dating a guy all along and that a couple of weeks ago they decided to become "exclusive". Oh, I also heard her say that she still wanted us to get together from time to time...WHAT???
A few questions came to mind immediately:
1. If you have a boyfriend, why have you been acting so jealous about who I spend my time with?
2. What makes you think that I would knowingly sleep with somebody's woman?
3. Where is this dude right now and should I make a quick sprint to my car to avoid the gunfire?
The only response I could muster to this Easter speech was, "I guess this is goodbye then because I don't want that kind of karma." She said she understood but has since sent me a couple of texts saying that we need to get together to talk. At this point, I haven't responded.
Well, I guess I'm back to some lotion, a glass of Hennessey, and Jake Steed's Hoes & Flows #24.