Sit Your Ass Down!

I've been working hard lately and that might explain why I've been annoyed with a bunch of stuff lately. So I am going to take this opportunity to tell some folks to just sit they ass down and shut up.

Tavis Smiley - Tavis is usually my dude but he is wrong on this Obama issue. You are not the king maker, Tavis! Barack is in the middle of a campaign and can't box himself into being the black candidate if he wants to win. - SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!

Roger Clemons
- We know that you took steroids! You can't bully your way through the investigation and hope people are just in awe of your name. Just admit it and get off my television. - SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!

People who think Dwight Howard's Superman dunk wasn't a dunk - Can you do it? If you can't jump over a phone book, you shouldn't be talking! - SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!

People who read my blog but never comment - That is like calling me and not leaving a message. It doesn't count. - SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!

Chicks who think they got a pot of gold between their legs
- Your pussy isn't irresistible! Especially with that "I know my shit don't stink" attitude you got. - SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!


Eb the Celeb said...

Dang Krush... Tell em why you mad son!

Eb the Celeb said...

And for the record... my shit dont stink...LOL!

MsPuddin said...

Skoolboi! Who pissed in your cheerios?

Nobelle said...

*sitting my ass down*

Oh wait...I'm commenting at this very moment. Does that mean I can stand back up now? lol

Anonymous said...

wow... it will be alright :(

Muze said...

i'm with you on the tavis thing. he needs to sit his arse down AND stfu.

but ummm, that superman dunk? not a dunk. the dude before him did almost the exact same thing and he had to do it over. they were making a big spectacle of everything he did.

and no, i can't do that. but i know a lot of stuff i can do that he can't. so nah! lol.

*sitting my ass down in the corner*

dejanae said...

i guess me and u gon have issues with that last one

Skoolboi Krush said...

Eb - LOL! What makes you think I was talking about you?

Puddin - I'm cool. Just had to get some stuff off my chest.

Nobelle - You are funny! I was talking about you though.

Anon - Yeah, trouble don't last always.

Muze - We will agree to disagree so sit down. LOL

Dejanae - LOL! No issues. You are good people.

MsMarvalus said...

Wow, SK! You mad, huh? LOL...

But I think I agree with you on all of these...even the "Pot of Gold" thing...I've always been taught that if you need to talk about it, then it ain't worth it...

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

Tavis is jealous cause Barak is getting the attention...another reason why i hate fame

Gemini Girl aka GG said...

well u were just reading my blog the other night..I know for a fact and where is my comment???...it works both ways S.B.....*dang I need a nickname for you*

Cutie Hu Girl said...

Guess I gotta leave a comment or sit y ass down! Here's hoping you won't be so annoyed the rest of the week! LoL

dejanae said...

im givin u a side eye on that fourth one
first i had to strong arm u to add me to the blogroll
then u aint even got the decency to drop by and comment
u hurtin my heart krush
(especially since i be seein u just droppin comments all over the place)
im hurt i tell ya :(

Skoolboi Krush said...

dejanae - damn, you are calling a brother out.

Vivrant Thang said...

I'm sure this wasn't meant to be funny, but you are a mess!...especially because you found the perfect video. LOL!

I don't know what to make of this whole Tavis situation. I was feeling him in the beginning. However, it's become like a classic case of "When Keeping It Real Goes WAYYYYY Wrong." It makes me...uneasy to think that Tavis has had several TALL glasses of haterade but it's looking that way. I don't know. Haven't firmly landed on one side of the other. He does get the side-eye for turning down my girl Michelle. Don't NOBODY better say nothing bad about Michelle!

Don't NOBODY better say nothing bad about Dwight Howard either.

Now, now. Some folks just ain't gonna comment. Be glad they are reading and keep coming back. Be glad for the ones that do comment. I HATE when people whine about comments, especially folks with large readerships (not really talking about you. i saw some bitching and moaning on a couple of "popular" blogs this week). Ok, I'll sit MY ass down now.

What happened? Somebody got his coochie coupon revoked without warning? You know it is irresistible. That's why you so mad :)

The True Urban Queen said...

If men didn't think they were so pimp. God's gift. And like they were playing Monopoly, Sorry, and Checkers then, women wouldn't have to be so stank (as you say). Thing is my stuff don't stank, I just don't play games, my gift is life and I don't do corners.
You said leave a comment.
Now, I will go sit my a** down.

Brittany_83 said...

Just by reading this post, I know I'm gonna love your blog