11.10.2008

SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!

Republicans – You lost the election and you don’t have the majority in the Senate or House. Just because your guy lost, doesn’t mean you have to wish ill on the country so you can win the next election. All that, “We are doomed” talk. SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!

Obama Lovers – I am very happy that for the first time in my life the better candidate actually won an election. I was truly moved that this country could elect a black man to the highest office in the land. However, I am not so excited that I think he’ll be the answer to all our problems and put people back to work, in their homes, and out of debt. He’s just a man and the issues that face this country are serious and require very complex solutions that may not happen within four years. No, he is not going to send you a check, pay your mortgage, get your baby daddy out of jail, or clear your credit. You have to do some of that shit for yourself. SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!

My boss – This chick is such a lazy fat ass. She is constantly passing all her work on to me. I not only have to do my work but most of her work as well. Yeah, I know she’s my boss and that is what she is supposed to do. However, she passes me her work because she doesn’t know how to do it. When I do it, she takes credit for it as if she did it all by herself. On top of that, she is always referring to how things were done in her old job like it was the greatest place on earth. SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!

My fantasy football team
– I have lost five weeks in a row. It doesn’t matter who I start because they all end up having a horrible game. I’m not giving up because I need to have a respectable record when the season ends. My chances of making the playoffs or winning anything are gone though. SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!

10 comments:

Gemini Girl aka GG said...

how about your fantasy basketball team..how are they doing?? lol cuz mine is KICKN AZZ!!!!

p.s. luv u

Skoolboi Krush said...

gg - my team is doing fine. we'll see whose squad is on top at the end. care to make a wager?

clnmike said...

Lol, mine sucks too.

The True Urban Queen aka Sharon said...

LOL.
Yes please tell these crazy people that Obama is not paying their rent.
I cringe everytime I hear that nonsense. And I bet you any money the ones I have heard screaming a check is in the mail didn't even vote. Why? Cause the polls were to far away from their drinking spot.

Let me stop.
It does make me cringe.

Republicans are going to be Republicans. They the ones who started the doom we in now.

Don't play fantasy football.

But, I feel you about the boss. And if the place she had worked was so great why did she leave? Tell her to take her *ss back.

MsMarvalus said...

These damn Republicans are getting on my nerves! Get over it, already!

And the Obama Lovers (of which I am)...OK, for real? You think dude is going to pay your rent/buy you a house/clean up your credit/send a job to your house? Seriously? Get a clue and look at the example he set...get off your lazy ass and DO SOMETHING for yourself!

My Boss - I am not touching this one with a 10 foot pole...I'll just say that I understand...

My FF team - My team sucks this year...big time...and I came in second place last year (won $85)...pissing me off!

Love the Whodini!

Skoolboi Krush said...

clnmike - i am glad that i am not the only one.

sharon - you are probably right about those who are waiting on that check. didn't vote and probably aren't even registered. i didn't tell her to take her ass back but my co-worker told her that we ain't in kansas anymore, dorothy!

marvalus - its going to be hard for fools to have an excuse anymore. a black man is president. the man isn't holding you back.

A Go Bytch said...

Hilarious!

Go B.

Tera said...

LOL! You make a couple of VERY good points here!

And I truly wish you knew how happy you made me today by posting that video. :)

Skoolboi Krush said...

go - i'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

tera - i love some whodini. one of my all time favorites.

dejanae said...

lol@the obama supporters comment
too true