This is a list of shit that just needs to stop or go away in the coming year. Please feel free to add on if I missed something.
1. Guys wearing gay-ass tight jeans and fruity sneakers
2. Big girls in clothes that don't fit. They make that shit in your size!
3. Women/Men over 30 talking about they aren't going to date anybody with kids. Who are you going to date?
4. People who take stuff on the internet way too serious (blogs, myspace, facebook, etc.)
5. The excuse that the man is holding you back. Obama is President! You can dead that one.
6. Procrastinating
7. Robbing Peter to pay Paul
8. Black folks wearing colored contacts. Its not 1988 anymore. Stop it!
9. The ponytail/weave booths in the middle of the mall. I guess chicks aren't even trying to fool you anymore, huh?
10. Grown ass men with a closet full of sneakers and no dress shoes (and any male over 15 without a suit!)
11. Corny come-on lines. Just be yourself!
12. Women who don't "need" a man. You aren't fooling anybody.
13. Atlanta traffic
14. People who hate on other people's happiness or success.
15. The saying "hate on"
16. The use of the word "swag"
17. Reality shows with so-called celebrities who are famous for doing nothing.
18. Heroes, Grey's Anatomy, and Desperate Housewives
19. Brett Favre. Just retire already!
20. Wack porn movies. It can't be that hard to make a good one of these.
21. Diddy's music career. Just keep making clothes and babies.
22. Vivica Fox
23. My non-church going self.
24. My non-traveling self.
25. People at work who try to get others to do their job.
26. GeeGee's fantasy basketball team kicking my team's ass
27. People who think because they have a blog that they are "industry"
28. Any dude over 18 with braids
29. Females with crimps. Who brought this shit back?
30. Adults who are physically and mentally capable of working that would rather get public assistance or beg on the street.
31. Mohawks on little boys
32. Rap beefs
33. Corporations getting bailed out but my bills still being due.
34. People thinking you should support a business just cause its black. Nevermind the poor service and the high prices.
35. Chicks with nothing going for themselves singing "Put A Ring On It"
36. Bitchassness
37. People not being happy with themselves so that walk around bitter all the damn time.
38. Excuses
39. Fools who still think going to jail is cool.
40. Black on Black violence
41. People over 30 who haven't committed to anything serious in life.
42. Shoulda, Coulda, Woulda's!
43. Stop Fronting! Be Yourself!
44. Bad Credit
45. Wanting what the next man/woman has
46. The non-word "conversate"
47. Ghetto literature
48. My addiction to fast food
49. Working extra hours for the same pay
50. Being a nice guy.
17 comments:
OK so why I gotta stop saying "hate on" lol
But I can hang with you on all these... I love Vivica but if she doesn't stop soon she's going to start looking like MJ... I mean has she not seen how jacked up Lil Kim looks now
I havent even hit 30 yet and have come to the realization that #3 aint gonna happen
I cant give up Wendy's though
I think I'm going to give up the word "swag" because it's not a real word. The word "swagger" was in my vernacular before it became hot, so that one will stay.
Always have hated "conversate."
Definitely feel you on supporting black businesses. I'm going to go wherever I get the most for my money. Negroes need to step up their game if they want my patronage.
Why you gotta HATE ON Diddy???
40yr old Black men wearing braids: That shit is tired son!
lol. this is too funny. especially 8-10! i could go on and on...
Yes to grown men dressing like grown men.
Dress clothes and no braids and use a belt.
And I was on the bus not to long ago and there was this guy around thirty bragging he had been in prison for a few years and his life while in there. Like it was some badge of honor.
Damn I wish I wrote this, lol.
Eb - Trust me! I know how hard it is to give up that fast food but we got to do it.
SBG - What's your definition of swagger?
GG - I know that is your boy but you know its true.
RiPPa - Exactly! I see these fools everyday looking crazy.
shine - Please go on!
Sharon - I can only hope that Obama will make a difference in these brothers self-image.
clnmike - Go ahead and write your list. I know I missed plenty of stuff.
What you mean by number 12"Women who don't "need" a man. You aren't fooling anybody" Well although I would love to be in a relationship with a guy I haven't found anyone suitable yet so If I've been getting along just find all this time then I guess I don't "need" one right?
Go b.
@ #2 - I always want to slap a big girl in shit that don't fit...or in shit that she know she shouldn't have on...respect your self girl, damn!
@ #8 - I happen to like my brown contacts thank you...
@ #12 - I've given this one up too...I'm tired of being "independent" but alone.
@ #19 - Leave Brett alone! j/k...his ass does need to sit down somewhere!
@ #23 - I'm right there with you, dude...
@ #35 - Bwahahahahahaha! You got that right!
@ #47 - I was in the book store last night looking for a good book and all I saw were these ghetto books...I don't want to read that crap! Where are the real authors at?!
@ #50 - What's wrong with being a nice guy?
Excellent list...
Go - I'm more talking about those chicks who are always proclaiming that they don't need a man. We all need each other.
Marvalus - I'm pledging to go to somebody's church once a month in 09.
Dang, I'm pretty good at #7...guess I'll have to ween myself off of it.
Merry Christmas!
I love #3. Folks swear being a parent completely defines who you are as a person. It is merely a facet of your personality.
I am a parent and I STILL am fly!!!
Love the list!!
#17 is absolutely THE BEST one you wrote!!!!!!
this list is SPOT ON.... except i love guys in sneakers...
bad credit and ghetto literature are THE WORST!!!
if i see another little girl carrying around a copy of a book called "baby mama drama" or "thug love" or anything of the sort... i'm gonna FLIP OUT.
CurvyGurl - I'm horrible at it. That's why I need to stop.
Ieisha - Hey stranger! How are you doing?
Ced - I'm saying...I watch 'em but damn I wish something better was on. LOL
Becca - Nothing wrong with the sneakers just have something else in the closet too. I hate that its hard to find a good quality book on the shelves with all that junk.
Hi Skoolboi Krush. Excellent list. I agreement with most of them. Nice blog.
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