What are the top five reasons you have sex?
1. I'm horny.
2. My girlfriend is so sexy. How can I resist?
3. I feeling all lovey-dovey and I want to show her how I feel.
4. Because it's been three days and my hand just won't do today.
5. Keep having flashbacks of the thing she does with her tongue.
Now, it's your turn...
9 comments:
ok the way that your are so into your girl kind of turns me on. but i guess i should keep that to myself.
i dont have anyone to have sex with. no man. no twerk. nada. therefore i refuse to talk about sex lol
my numb 1 would be my dick gets and stays hard...wake up and go to sleep w it beatin on my navel
ps mspudding we in same boat
Number 1 is reason enough...
So glad I'm seeing my man later because you have me all thinking about him!
no. 1..he makes me feel so sexy which makes me feel horny
no. 2..he takes his time with his tongue
no. 3..thinking of the bathroom sink position
no. 4..he's tall, dark and handsome
no. 5..he turns me on when he kisses the back of my neck!
Puddin' - twerk? Is that what they call a jumpoff in Cali?
All-Mi-T - That is a great reason too. Only could list 5 though.
Marvalus - Exactly! The list could have stopped right there.
GG - Sounds like your man is puttin' in work. I'm sure you are returning the favor though, right?
haha
no audience participation here
I'm shy (snickering at that - lol), so I'll only list my top reason. The main reason I have secks is because...drum roll please...is because it feels good. Hellllllllooo - is that not reason enough?
dejanae - Yeah, I guess I'm a little too wide open for folks right now. My bad!
ODiva - You are right. That pretty much shuts it down.
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