Top Five Tuesday

What are the top five reasons you have sex?

1. I'm horny.
2. My girlfriend is so sexy. How can I resist?
3. I feeling all lovey-dovey and I want to show her how I feel.
4. Because it's been three days and my hand just won't do today.
5. Keep having flashbacks of the thing she does with her tongue.

Now, it's your turn...